Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Footballitis

I know you've all heard of Craig Burrows' term for it : Azkalitis.


Let me introduce the origin of the disease whence Azkalitis originated from : Footballitis.


This 'disease' was initially diagnosed in 2002 in the Institute for the Study of Footballitis by Adidas.


Prior to the 2002 World Cup in Korea/Japan, symptoms of this illness was apparent in international football stars such as David Beckham, Zinedine Zidane, Alessandro del Piero, Goalkeeper Fabian Barthez, Pablo Aimar and Raul.


Even referees were not spared. Pierluigi Collina was similarly diagnosed with footballitis as well.


Below are the video findings :


Even the Japanese were not spared. Here's the video evidence : 

More evidence :


Further evidence : 
What is happening to these men?

It seems all warnings were not heeded. Footballitis has finally reached Philippine shores. It has since mutated into Footballitis with a strain of Azkalitis. 

I certainly hope those who are already infected will find a way to spread the 'disease' to others.

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